viernes, 7 de septiembre de 2007

Conversación absurda

Nos viene una señora, que lleva años viviendo enfrente según nos cuenta, y que quiere regalarle a su sobrina Internet, cuanto le va a costar y tal..
La conversación resumida más o menos fué así.

-Buenas, quería saber que me cuesta poner Internet..
-Lo siento señora, aquí no vendemos "internet", tiene que consultar con algún operador de teléfono, como Telefónica, Jazztel, etc...
-Pero es que yo sólo quería saber el precio.
-Que ya le he dicho, que AQUÍ no vendemos eso y por lo tanto no le puedo dar un precio.
-Pero dime un precio aproximado.
-Le repito que aquí..... hagamos una prueba... pregunteme a cuanto está el kilo de patatas?
-.....
-Si me lo preguntase yo le respondería que como aquí no vendemos patatas y por tanto no le puedo dar el precio porque no lo sé... ¿entiende ahora porque no le puedo dar precios de "internet"?
-Y... si compro un ordenador nuevo ya viene con internet dentro verdad?

Aquí es cuando ya me tiro un rato explicándola que un ordenador es una cosa, internet es otra totalmente diferente.

La pobre señora quería regalarle a la sobrina, un alta a internet porque no tiene en casa, pero claro quiere hacerlo sin que se entere.
Evidentemente no sabe si el pc que tiene lo soporta o no, y claro si lo trae a la tienda la sobrina se entera.
Así que le he dicho que lo mejor , es que se lo diga a la sobrina directamente, la va alegrar igual de todas formas y ella se evita complicaciones.

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